3 Ashan 721
It was not the first time Oram had received a letter. It was, however, the first time that he had been able read such a letter on his own. And it looked like he wouldn’t have a chance to do it alone. The hunter had told his older brother, Osric, about the wondrous glasses Saoire had so generously gifted him last Cylus, and Osric, at first not believing him, had marveled at Oram’s newfound ability to read, even if it was with the aid of a crutch.
And it had been Oram’s sincere hope that the thing would stay between them. Of course Osric would tell Signy, that was inevitable. But for some reason, the hunter had fondly hoped the news would not spread beyond that house. Judging by the train of people that followed Osric into the communal dormitory Oram shared with the other bachelors during the winter, this hope had been dashed. Wig, Wig’s mom, Clem, Signy, the camp Elder, the ever-lovely Sarina (a boyhood crush of Oram’s to whom he hardly spoken in arcs, and who was now married) and her husband, and several other travelers from Oram’s camp all piled into the dormitory behind Osric, crowding the floor, when the tinker brought in the newly-arrived letter.
Oram blushed and looked unhappily at the crowd. They seemed excited, eager, almost as if he were going to marry the stupid thing his brother had brought as opposed to simply read it. He shot Os a sharp look. Os returned it blandly, held up the square of paper. ”You have mail,” he announced. Oram growled. ”And I’m the last person in the camp you told?” he groused. Osric ignored the complaint and simply offered the letter.
Oram took it and looked at the markings on it. Stubbornly, he made no move to get his spectacles at first. The trills dragged on. There were expectant rustles around the crowded room. Finally, Oram relented with a sigh and pulled the spectacles out of its pouch. They didn’t look that remarkable, apart from the fact that they were reading spectacles, which were not all that common. But they didn’t have rainbow-colored lenses nor runic inscriptions on the earpieces, nor anything else to indicate that it had unique virtues.
Feeling self-conscious as he put them on, Oram looked at the envelope. It was addressed to: ”Oram Mednix, Esquire, Care of Osric Mednix, Esquire, Camp just outside Scalvoris.” He broke the seal and opened the envelope to reveal a short, neatly-written note on a single-squared sheet of paper. What was written there wasn’t something he expected, so his eyebrows went first up in surprise, then lowered in confusion.
”Well,” burst out Wig, ”What does it say, Oram?”
Oram looked up at the expectant faces; his eyes caught the flash of Sarina’s shiny red hair and he instantly found himself worrying about how he must look wearing the glasses. ”You want me to read it *to* you?!” he asked in disbelief. Various heads and voices did various things to indicate that, yes, they all did want him to read it to them.
After shooting Os a quick, venomous look, he resigned himself to giving his fellow travelers their afternoon entertainment:
Esteemed Mr. Mednix,
The Darbyton Rangers have taken notice of your actions on and around the 17th of Cylus in the aftermath of the blizzard. Your innovative use of snowshoes was obviously effective and of great help to those of your community. This interests the Rangers, as we feel such techniques for dealing with extreme weather as you have demonstrated would be of use to our future endeavors. We would like to talk to you.
I and a detachment of Rangers have just recently arrived in Scalvoris and are currently staying in rooms at the Menagerie. I would like to invite you to come talk to me at your earliest convenience; it is my sincere wish that we might fruitfully exchange ideas and knowledge, and possibly even come to some sort of beneficial arrangement.
I look forward to talking to you.
Sincerely,
Weyla Sardin, Ranger
The Darbyton Rangers have taken notice of your actions on and around the 17th of Cylus in the aftermath of the blizzard. Your innovative use of snowshoes was obviously effective and of great help to those of your community. This interests the Rangers, as we feel such techniques for dealing with extreme weather as you have demonstrated would be of use to our future endeavors. We would like to talk to you.
I and a detachment of Rangers have just recently arrived in Scalvoris and are currently staying in rooms at the Menagerie. I would like to invite you to come talk to me at your earliest convenience; it is my sincere wish that we might fruitfully exchange ideas and knowledge, and possibly even come to some sort of beneficial arrangement.
I look forward to talking to you.
Sincerely,
Weyla Sardin, Ranger
Somebody wolf-whistled after Oram had read the signature; he was pretty sure it was Clem. ”Wey-la” said Wig, teasingly drawling the name. ”She sounds pretty!” Oram glared at him, hastily snatching off the glasses in the hopes that it would make the glare more effective. Judging from the snickers, it didn’t.
”Well, it sounds like you’d better get going,” someone else said. That would be Sarina’s husband. ”You shouldn’t keep a lady waiting.” The chuckles this remark drew from the other travelers just made Oram that much more flustered and annoyed. He scrambled to put the letter and glasses away somewhere, and to make a show of getting ready to leave, muttering: ”Very well, I will!”. He had to get out of there before Wig started them on a chorus of: “Oram’s got a girl-friend! Oram’s got a girl-friend!”
Thankfully, the company relented in their efforts to embarrass the hunter, and instead filed past to clap him on the shoulder and congratulate him. That wasn’t quite as humiliating as a jeering “girlfriend” chorus, but it still made Oram far less happy than his fellows probably intended. He had been given a gift; he had not earned an attainment, and being congratulated as if he had left him unsatisfied. After an eternity of shoulder-clapping and well-wishing and teasing about his upcoming tryst, most of the travelers filed out, leaving only Clem and Osric, neither of whom he wanted to talk to, and both of whom he pointedly ignored as he got ready to go out.
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Oram had not been to the Menagerie in a while, but it looked much the same as he remembered it from when he had bought Mule. It also smelled and sounded much the way he remembered it. Those sensations were actually welcome to the hunter, though. It was warm inside, and he was certain the horses wouldn’t start chanting about him having a girlfriend. Looking around for a person, trying to act like somebody who needed “help”, Oram pulled out his letter so that he could ask about the whereabouts of Weyla Sardin, Gir-dammit!-Ranger.