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4th of Vhalar 718

Etzos, ‘The City of Stones’ is a fortress against the encroachment of Immortal domination of Idalos. Founded on the backs of mortals driven to seek their own destiny independent of the Immortals, the city has carved itself out of the very rock of the land. Scourged by terrible wars of extermination, they've begun to grow again, and with an eye toward expansion, optimism is on the rise.

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Parlor Tricks (Graded)



The 4th of Vhalar 718
Outer Perimeter - North East Etzos

People clapped and cheered and whistled.

A man dressed in a green and red jester’s motley was doing flips and handstands and flick flacks.

Though it wasn’t quite Cylus just yet, afternoons were still the warmest part of the trial, and even for a jester wearing a skin tight outfit –or maybe especially for such a person—the extra tidbit of warmth was no excessive luxury. Blowing winds brought frigid cold that cut through flimsy layers of cloth, caressing skin with icy touch.

Nevertheless, the some people weren’t dressed for the season, challenging the weather and daring the sniffles to try and infect them. Oberan was one of those fools, a prime target for the common cold. Jokes on it though, the Mortalborn’s nose was already dripping more or less non-stop.

The jester called in rhymes to draw attention, inviting more people over with the promise of awe-inspiring tricks and baffling magic. Excitement to distract from the doldrums of everyday life. Given the place he’d set up shop, there weren’t a whole lot of people around –this wasn’t the commercial circle during market day, after all—but still a decent amount for a busker to earn a good few coins. As mentioned, he hadn’t targeted the commercial circle, but instead he had targeted a more or less main street near the gate. Near the circle, but still in the perimeter.

He wanted to see how successful an act like this would be first, before performing it in the spots were a lot of coin was to be earned. Test first, gauge reactions, and if they were positive, show the work to the big public. Usually the jester wasn’t one to put much thought in his performances, but now he had something he wanted to try. If Etzos was ready for it though, well, that was the question. Some time ago he’d tried out a rather … different… act, and it had gone right over everyone’s heads. Well, it wasn’t surprising that a city too busy to obsess over hating Immortals and freeing others from the yoke of the deities were unappreciative of art. Philistines.

If it wasn’t a performance about Pahrn defying the damn Morties, it was a shitty performance. If it wasn’t a statue of an Immortal dying at the hands of man, the statue was crap. If it wasn’t a painting depicting a struggling Etzori casting of the chains of Immortal indoctrination, it was a shit painting.

He’d said it before, and he’d say it again: those philistines couldn’t recognize art if it slapped them in the face. And the Outer Perimeter folk were the worst of the worst. Worse than the stuck-up know-it-alls living in the inner circles. Even worse than Rynmere nobility—well, maybe that was being a bit too harsh on them.

Nevertheless, if he didn’t cater to the Etzori, he’d not earn any money through busking, which then really muted his fun.

“Let me begin my next act by telling you lot a little bit about myself,” the jester began, pulling off his gloves, and rolling up the sleeves of his motley. “I have traveled East, West, North and South in pursuit of the Mystic Arts.” His hands went behind his back, returning with half a dozen little balls in his palms. With continuous skillful motions of his arms, all six balls began sailing through the air in circles, up and down and up again.

“I spent arcs studying under the wing of powerful wizards and sorcerers, hoping to master even a fraction of what they showed me.” He continued juggling, but every three rotations, there seemed to be one less ball, until he suddenly was dumbly throwing only one ball around, which then too vanished instead of being launched back into the air.

“I want to show you some of what I learned, but be warned! What you see is real magic. Ancient and long forgotten. Not what the so-called ‘mages’ of these times use, but something completely different, and infinitely more dangerous. I will show you some basic uses of this magic, things you may think to have seen before. Emulated by stage magicians and quick-fingered street performers, but do not mistake my craft for mere parlor tricks.”

There was a momentary pause where he let his gaze wander over the faces of the crowd, expression grave and his stare intense. He began juggling once again, moving his arms with the necessary rhythm, though no balls were present. But then there was one. And two. Three, four, and five. Six at last, all whirling through the air in a neat little circle.

Until they weren’t. Instead al were thrown high in the air, the faces of the crowd following their arcs, up then down, down, down, where the jester caught them all in a wicker basket he hadn’t been carrying before. A basket which hadn’t been anywhere near him before. Maybe it’d been hidden behind the wooden box on which he stood, but the man hadn’t shifted his position to grab it.

All balls caught, he spun around, and when he stopped, the basket and its contents had vanished. The jester stepped off his box, let his gaze sweep over the audience once again, and on his face appeared a smug grin. He lifted the box, and there was nothing underneath or behind it. He turned it in his hands so all sides could be inspected, and while it was opened, there was nothing inside.

The murmurs of the crowd stopped for a moment, as if everyone needed a moment to gasp for air, and then hushed conversations started once again, louder now, more excitedly.

“As I said,” the smug-looking jester repeated, “these aren’t parlor tricks. You are welcome to inspect my box, if your skepticism demands it, but my magic is the real deal.” The grin on his face only grew wider, as some people did indeed come forward, and he knew they would only add to the legitimacy of his claims.

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Indeed a couple people did come forward. On their faces was the confidence and excitement typical for the sceptics when they had the chance to potentially expose a street magician’s tricks. They picked up the box, studied it from all sorts of different angles. The inside wasn’t spared from a thorough inspection; several hands going in to feel for mirrors, false bottoms, or other mechanisms. A couple people toured the small space Oberan used as his stage, but all they found was the ordinary Etzori street stones.

Of course they didn’t find anything out of the ordinary; the Mortalborn hadn’t rigged the environment.

Some of the sceptics returned to their spot in the audience with their tails between their legs. Frustration, disbelief, puzzlement, and maybe a hint of awe and respect on their faces. However, the last to return was a tough-looking woman carrying a sword on her hip. From the look of her, she was a no-nonsense kind of girl, and she did indeed not mess around. She’d inspected both the area, the box, and now she was frisking Oberan with the deft hand motions of someone used to it.

Yet, even she could not find anything.

Of course she couldn’t; because there was nothing hidden on his person.

So all of them eventually retook their spot amongst the audience, begrudgingly having to take the performer’s word for the truth… or at least having to admit that they did not know what trick he was using.

“Well then,” Oberan grinned, spreading his arms amiably, “Now your curiosity has been satiated, allow me to continue.”

He righted his soapbox, placed it back where it had been standing before, and stepped back onto it.

“As I was saying, this is real magic. Ancient and lost to time. No derivative, watered down imitation that the mages can produce today.” He paused for a moment. “Are there any mages in the audience?”

Not one person in the crowd responded. Some people glanced around, some looked slightly confused, but none did raise their hand. Not one spoke up to confirm that, in fact, they were a mage. The Mortalborn’s gaze stopped its drifting, focusing back on a spot on the wall at the other side of the street.

“No-one. A shame. I would have liked to give you all a comparison, but it seems it will not be possible today. Maybe another time.” He chuckled briefly. “Anyway, what I can do, what I have learned is nothing like this ‘modern’ magic. This is powerful stuff, the real deal. Undiluted, pure.”

The Mortalborn crossed his arms, cocked his head, and let a ponderous expression take over a face. “Now, you may be thinking; why on Idolas are you fuckwit using this for a shitty street performance if this is—” and he made air quotes as he said it “—actual ancient super-powerful magic? Well, I don’t know. You tell me. Maybe I’m lying. Look at me, I’m wearing a jester’s motley. I’m doing tricks and boasting, just like this outfit requires. I might just be fooling all of you. After all, I am standing on a box and expect you to give me a tip if you were entertained. There might just be a very clever trick behind all of this. Who knows?”

He winked.

“But anyway, for my next trick, I need a volunteer. Anyone willing?” The jester produced a deck of playing cards from behind his back, letting them ruffle between his hands with waterfall card flourishes. “It’s nothing dangerous, don’t be afraid.”

A couple hands rose up, and Oberan gave each of them a brief look-over from afar. Though quick enough to be nothing more than just a glance, he was actually quite thorough in his visual assessment of the volunteers.

“You there!” he pointed, “Yeah, you! Come up here, if you would?”

As instructed, an older-looking gentleman worked his way to the front of the crowd, and then into the small space Oberan treated as his stage. The man was rugged, with thick callouses on his palms. Some kind of laborer, no doubt.

“Okay. What I want you to do is to pick a card from this deck here.” The jester, slid the deck open like a fan, presenting the faces to the volunteer. With a flick of his free hand, a piece of charcoal came into play as well. “You mark the face of the card you pick. It can be anything; a cross, a heart, a quick doodle, your name… anything. Make it as simple or elaborate as you wish. Show it to the people there, then put it back in the deck wherever you want. Easy, right? Oh, and don’t show me. Go ahead.”

Following the instruction, the volunteer gingerly got to work, carefully selecting a card, and then marking it with the charcoal. Once done, he held it up to show the audience, and slowly slid the card back among its kin. Oberan felt one of the corners wedge its way back between his pinched thumb and index finger.

“Right, good job, now,” smiled the performer, stepping off his soapbox whilst shuffling the deck of cards, “don’t go running away now! I have one more task for you.” Oberan pressed the deck of cards into the man’s hand, then pushed him towards the soapbox. “All you need to do is shuffle the deck.”

Once more, the volunteer got to work. It was clear from his fumbling that he either wasn’t used to shuffling cards, or that he was very nervous with so many people watching him. Despite this he got the job done without dropping anything.

“Well done! No, no, you can stay up there, no problem. May I have my cards back, please? Great.”

Cards in hand, the Mortalborn faced the audience, spreading the cards out with a dramatic flourish. One hand hovered over the fanned out props, seeming to dowse for the right one as it moved back and forth. Then, with great confidence, Oberan picked out one card, and held it to the crowd.

“Is this his card?” he asked, as if he already knew the answer.

“NOOOO!” bellowed the crowd in return. A couple people were snickering. However, Oberan’s expression didn’t falter. He pressed the cards back into a neat stack and disappeared the deck.

“Of course it isn’t,” he grinned, “I haven’t been completely honest with you lot. When I asked to mark the card, I poured some of my power into it. That way, the object finds its way back to its owner eventually. The closer you are, the faster it comes back. Now, when you marked the card, I allowed you to claim it as yours. Could you check your pockets for me, please?”

It didn’t take long. The man checked one pocket, then another. When his hands returned from the third pocket, along with it came a marked card. After a gesture from Oberan, the man held it up to the crowd.

“Is this the card?” the Mortalborn queried.

Yes, it was. They told him so in near unison, though a couple youngsters tried to shout ‘no’ instead. He then thanked the volunteer, made a show of ‘removing his power from the card’, and concluded his performance with some more boasting about the great and terrible secrets he’d learned over the course of his travels. When done talking, he bowed.

The show was over. Now he’d best leave this spot before the other busker arrived and started an argument again.

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Prestidigitation as an 'ancient and powerful art'.

Gotta admit, this was an entertaining read. He was playing very basic parlor tricks, but Oberan himself's personality is what carried it through. You have a distinct talent for writing dialog.

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