It really was never ending problems, wasn’t it. Or in this case…
“What do you mean, problins?” Prae groaned, pressing a hand to his eyes.
“Meaning problins, boss,” Valbjorn said gruffly. “Only they don’t seem to like you much. Probably why you haven’t seen them so far—they seem to be staying away.”
Taking in a deep breath, Praetorum tipped his head back,
thinking. “Use the glowstones to keep them away from the basecamp. Gather up volunteers in groups of three, plus one defender, to kill all the problins they can find, and gather their remains in a sack. Have a few people dig a few pits some distance from the basecamp, clear out anything flammable from the area, and make fires in those pits that the exterminating groups can empty their sacks into. Have a few armed people minding that fire at all times, alright? Make sure it doesn’t get out of control, make sure it doesn’t die out, and make sure the problin parts don't heal and escape. The last thing we want is problins on fire running around lighting everything up again.”
That would help clear out the existing problins, but it wouldn’t help with the issue of what was attracting them.
Returning to base camp, Prae heard someone humming a ditty, which seemed like a good idea. So he sent up a call for a few people to sing and play music around the camp, to keep people’s spirits up. As he did so, Winston alerted him that he was doing the same using the kitchen, and Prae sent back a feeling of approval.
All in all, things seemed to be going smoothly. The problins were annoying, but they could be dealt with. The fire was dying out (aided by the firefighting teams still working in the south east), the people in the camp were for the most part, not panicking, and Ricky and Clarissa had told him through the echo scroll that they were close. To them, he had preemptively given the order to protect the base camp, help where they could, and make people feel reassured. Overall, things seemed like they were looking up.
That optimism lasted all of fifteen bits, before something just had to go ridiculously wrong.
“Of all the irresponsible—” he snarled, before shaking his head furiously. He could seethe about whoever had kept enough spoiled stout to make a slime this big later.
Right now, he needed a trap, and fast.
He needed…
Striding into the basecamp, Prae raised his voice into a booming shout. “Anyone who used to live near here, I need to find a building with a large cellar or basement!”
His volume startled a few people, but it wasn’t long before he was quickly told a few options. Invisibly, Aurien shot off towards the buildings he’d been told about, scouting them out to see if any of them were big enough for what Prae was planning.
While his diri located the deepest cellar, Praetorum gathered up a handful of volunteers who were strong, had some knowledge of construction, and were confident in their ability to dismantle a building and floor without hurting themselves. He also gathered those among his defenders who were adept with blunt weapons, and every marked of Ilaren that he could find.
The volunteers gathered up their tools (nails, hammers, crowbars, poles and such alike), and Prae pulled out the holo-com, a plan forming in his mind. “We have a gigantic stout slime to deal with,” he said. “I need copper wire, and a lot of it.”
The wire was promptly transported to him via Chest, and Prae took a spool, and tossed it to his defenders. “Wrap your weapons in this.”
The rest he took with him as he led his volunteers and defenders and Valbjorn towards the building Aurien had chosen. Luckily, it was one that was already partially burned, which would make this slightly easier.
“Dismantle the building,” Prae ordered, “and weaken the floor. I want a cadouri to be able to run across it safely, but for that massive slime to fall through. Once that’s done, check that the basement doesn't have any alcohol in it, and then criss cross these wires along the inside of the basement, as high as you can manage. Use the nails to anchor them to the walls, and keep them taunt. I want this slime to slice itself up when it falls in here.”
With his orders given, Prae ran off to help Winston distract the slime.
Pulling out his
, Prae summoned his glaive, and coated the weapon’s head with copper. As he approached the slime, Prae told Winston to shut off his Serpent’s Hood, and then activated it himself, drawing the slime’s attention towards him instead. When the slime grew closer, though, he called for Winston to switch it back on, and turned his off instead.
In this way, he and Winston would hopefully be able to keep the slime moving without either of them ever being in too much danger as it’s attention bounced between them. If the slime seemed like it was going to focus on one of them, though, Prae would attack it directly, only enough to keep them both safe.
All the while, he kept in telepathic contact with Valbjorn, who kept him updated on the progress of the trap. Once the trap was done, Prae gestured for Winston to follow his lead, and started running towards the trap, telling Valbjorn to tell everyone else to retreat and hide.
When he reached it, he would tell Winston to keep Serpent’s Hood up, and run across the weakened floor, while Prae would use Rising Lighting to leap clear over the trap.
Should all go according to plan, the slime would fall into a pit filled with copper wire. If it did not, Prae would circle around and attack it to force it backwards into the pit.
He was well versed enough in combat to ensure that every escape route for the slime save the weakened floor hiding the pit was blocked off.
But Prae knew better than to assume that would be enough. Calling his defenders and the Ilaren marked back to him, Prae ordered his defenders to use their copper wire wrapped weapons to defend themselves and the Ilaren marked, while the marked were told to use all the lightning at their disposal to shock the slime. Prae, bearing
that let him shoot lightning bolts, did so as well, his shield and copper weapon held at the ready to protect anyone from the slime trying to escape.
- Prae ordered for glowstones to be used to keep the camp clear of problins.
- Arranged for groups of 4 (3 volunteers + 1 defender) to kill the problins they can find and toss their remains into fires contained in pits and kept away from anything flammable.
- Inspired by Dandelion, got some volunteers to sing and play music around the camp
- Told his mercenaries (the ones who are approaching the city) to protect the basecamp and help where they can.
- Set up a trap by turning the basement of a burned building into a pit trap, crisscrossed with copper wires nailed to opposite walls and stretched across the room.
- Helped distract the slime with Winston to buy more time for the trap to be made.
- If the slime doesn’t fall in the pit first time Prae will attack it until it falls in. He is using his “Tactical Retreat” capstone to ensure the slime has no other escape route.
- Ordered the slime be blasted with as much lightning as possible when it’s in the pit.