“I see“, the Mortalborn murmured as Kisaik informed him that Tunawa could not learn magic and regarded the creature thoughtfully for a moment as he wondered if whatever kept it from using magic could be removed – through surgical or alchemical means – and if its strange ability might be the result of a Blessing of sorts. He knew from experience that his father’s people sometimes bestowed their gifts unto the strangest of creatures and chose obviously incompetent individuals to fight their battles for them.
“Toxic and poisonous are synomyms”, he informed Kisaik in a matter-of-fact tone and added, seeing as the creature might not know what a synonym was, “That means that they can be used interchangeably for the most part.” He furrowed his brow barely noticeably as he listened to the creature’s next series of answers and wondered about its failure to use articles. Did it even know what words such as “a”, “an” and “the” were good for?
It was doubtful.
“That is one possible definition”, he informed Kisaik, again mildly surprised, but not yet sure about the creature’s intellectual capacity. “You could also say that toxicology deals with the adverse effects of chemical substances. I mentioned toxins before”, he continued and looked at a group of students that had started to giggle at the Tunawa’s antics somewhat coolly, a sign that he disapproved of their behaviour.
He did not find Kisaik funny at all.
“Toxins are poisonous substances produced by living organisms while toxicants are created artificially. Both toxins and toxicants can be delivered in a number of different ways: through the blood stream, through the air, through contact, or they can be ingested. As Kisaik has just told us, poison cannot harm Tunawa. I could feed Kisaik a substance that would kill most of us within a few bits, for example, and nothing would happen as he would immediately produce an antidote.”
“Of course”, he informed the students that had finally stopped giggling. They were paying attention and looking at him rather fascinatedly now. Arcs of being a teacher had made him realize that young people quite enjoyed hearing about things that could kill you – but turned into a bunch of cowards the moment they actually had to deal with them.
“We don’t store such substances in the classroom where people that aren’t qualified to handle them can easily access them. I will show you a different kind of poison though – a poison that is not deadly”, he spoke, walked over to a cupboard, unlocked it and returned with a bowl that was filled with … nuts. About half a dozen shimmering over-sized nuts were lying in the bowl, looking rather harmless and delicious.
Some of the students looked confused, some of them sighed with disappointment because he was showing them stupid nuts instead of something flashy and dangerous looking, and yet others continued to watch him excitedly. A few seasons prior, he had amazed Viden with a magnificent display of fireworks, so whatever he had in mind now was bound to be good.
Right?
“Some things, like these Fist Nuts here, can be both a poison and a medicine”, the Mortalborn explained and held a nut up so that everybody could see it. “Sometimes, it is the dosage that makes the poison. Fist Nuts can help blood coagulation, but they can also cause dangerous blood clots, kidney stones, severe constipation and stomach problems. You do not want to give yourself kidney stones. Passing kidney stones can be extremely painful, and if the stones are too large, surgery may be necessary”, he spoke. He’d had a patient once that had been in so much pain that he had screamed the entire time and hadn’t even wanted to see his wife when she had visited him in hospital. Of course, he thought, some of his students likely wouldn’t believe that kidney stones really were that bad. They were just some kind of stones, weren’t they?
What harm could stones cause?
“If they are prepared a certain way, Fist Nuts can furthermore be used to sweeten pastries or turned into a potent alchemical binder. They are in fact one of the most versatile reagents that are at our disposal, believe it or not”, he informed the students before he unceremoniously dumped the nut into the bowl again and placed the bowl right in front of Kisaik who might or might not begin to wonder if being asked to play the Mortalborn’s assistant for the trial was a good thing or not.
“There is a steamer right here”, he told the Tunawa and pointed at what looked like two small pots stacked on top of each other. At least they would look small to a human, but Kisaik would find that they came up to his chest.
“I want you to take the nuts, put them into the steamer and steam them for approximately ten bits”, Doran ordered him. “I don’t know what kind of equipment you normally use, but I can assure you that you will not always have Tunawa-sized equipment at your disposal”, he informed Kisaik coolly. If the creature insisted on becoming an alchemist, it would be best to confront it with reality now, he decided.
“As I mentioned before - and as Kisaik here told us as well”, he continued. “Tunawa are naturally capable of producing antidotes – which are one way of dealing with exposure to a poisonous substance. Would you mind showing us how you go about producing an antidote, Kisaik?” he asked – as if he were actually giving the creature a choice. “I think the entire class would benefit from a brief demonstration of your … ability. This would be a unique opportunity for all of us. There are few Tunawa students at the Institute of Sciences after all.”
He’d known what Tunawa could do for a while, but up to now he hadn’t been able to actually watch since he hadn’t had access to any such test subjects. As he waited for Kisaik to speak, he wondered if he’d be able to take the antidote and replicate it, thus making the usual, lengthy research process that was involved in the creation of an antidote superfluous or at least shorten it. Such would make his tiny student at least somewhat useful.