A Special Kind of Stupid I: Defining Stupid.

Tier 2 Fiddle. Vega joins the Lightning Knights following reports of a Flame Banshee. Here, she's leaving and getting as many Wardens involved as she can.

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A Special Kind of Stupid I: Defining Stupid.

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"I'm a'right," she said, calmly and gently. "An' if you ask me one more time, I'm gonna punch you so hard, I'll hurt my knuckles on the inside of the back of yer head." As ever, Vega thought, she was being patient and polite. "An' if you look at me like that again, I'm gonna get grouchy." The healer who was doing his very best to look after her was giving her "that" look - the one which meant that he wanted her to do something differently, to behave in a different way. "Vega, that you're alive is a miracle," he said quietly. "Your body has taken an enormous amount of damage. I really want you to think about..."

Vega glared at him and the young healer faltered slightly, his words stopping. "You want me to think about what?" Vega said. But, being who she was, she didn't give him a chance to answer. "I didn't die, so it's not the worst I've been injured. An' come to that, it's not the worst I've been injured in times when I wasn't dead, too." Logic and she might have parted ways some years ago, but Vega could still bamboozle people with her words. "I know how injured I was because Betty, Billy, Bibbity an' Boo keep comin' in to tell me an' Im still better off'n all the folks who died, aren't I?" He didn't answer and Vega glared some more. "Aren't I?"

"W..well, the thing is, that yes, you are, of course. But your body requires rest, to heal," he said. Vega nodded. "It does. An' it's had it. An' my mind requires somethin' other than your lanky an' scrawny form to interact with. I can't do this, you don't get it." She hadn't remained so still for so long even after her legs had been shattered. She was going a little bit stir-crazy. Of course, that was on top of the almost overwhelming guilt and the mind-numbing boredom. Vega was the sole survivor of what had been dubbed the "Stormwastes Massacre", where everyone she'd gone with had fallen - she'd been able to bring back a corpse of a new kind of creature. But, for all that it had opened up new avenues of exploration, Vega had been horribly injured and she couldn't help the feeling of guilt. She should have been able to help them. To save them. To do something. If there was one thing above all others that Vega hated, it was being - or feeling - useless.

"I'm goin'," she said. Slowly, carefully, she sat on the edge of the bed. "Because there are stupid people doin' a stupid thing. An' I really, really hate stupid." She looked at the young man who was just doing his best and Vega sighed slightly. "Look, I get it. I do. But I've got to do somethin', you know? I've got to try an' save them."

He looked at her and spoke quietly. "It wasn't your fault, Vega. You stopped those creatures from taking Storm's Edge," he said. "And they all knew the risks - the people there with you." Vega looked at him with a thousand colours swirling in her biqaj eyes. "Yeah. An' I hope that gives some comfort to the families of those what died because I weren't fast enough doin' it," she said, and meant it. But then, equally, she meant it when she added, "an' if you try to sympathise with me again, I'm gonna turn you inside out. Now, be a good boy an' help me?"

He sighed and, reluctantly, helped her to pack up her things. "Your healing rate is excellent, but I'd like you to rest for another few trials," he said. Vega considered him calmly and then - suddenly - she grinned. "If all else fails, sunshine, at least you can get a job as a professional nag." He blinked at her and she strapped on her sword belt, then gave him a companionable thump on the shoulder. "I'd hire you."

And, leaving him rubbing his shoulder with a perplexed expression, Vega left.
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Vega's skin has a reflective metallic sheen with a red glow. Her eyes still swirl biqaj colours, but one colour is always bright red which glows like fire. She has a bright red glow in her chest, situated directly under the mark of a heart (Daia mark) in the middle of a glowing silver dragon on her chest (Xiur). She's unnaturally warm to the touch
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The thing with Wardens - and part of what she liked about them, really, was the fact that they weren't all organised and in-yer-face with ranks and so on. They had ranks, and that was fine, but there was something much more free-spirited and less militaristic about them than - for example - the Lightning Knights. Vega was in both groups, and to her the differences were obvious as were the similarities. If pushed, she'd be clear - they were both full of dweebs, just different types of dweeb.

And dweeb-type was important.

Still, being one of their number, Vega was able to identify the Wardens when she saw them, and she knew where they hung out. So, she took the time to go and speak to a few of them ~ both those she knew and those she had not yet met. To each of them, she explained what they were doing. She did this, of course, in her own unique way, but they got the general idea. "So, they reckon there's a whole group of folks who are too stupid to walk an' chew grass at the same time. They've decided to have a party." Vega told it the same each time. Clear (if you were her) and precise (again, it's all relative). "An' I'm goin' to go an' stop them. I reckon that they're a very special kind of stupid, an' they need a spankin'." Vega nodded her head.

By the time they were ready to leave, Vega had managed to pull together - by cajoling and sneak-attacks, blatant emotional blackmail and bullying - Vega had assembled a group. They were twenty in number and she was quite sure that the Knights would provide the same number. "I'm hopeful that we won't need to do nothin' more than be grouchy an' yell at folks," she said. Then, with a flash of self-awareness, she added the simple - and rather obvious - truth. "An' if that's all we've got to do, then I am more than up to the job, an' frankly you lot would only slow me down. But," she continued, with an entirely mirthless grin "it's really unlikely that they're jus' stupid enough to turn up an' sing songs. They're gettin' themselves - an' by definition us - into trouble."

So, they got ready. Weapons and armour, of course. Vega took her musical instruments with her, especially her fiddles. There were a few of them, but she had chosen her favourite one. Hope's Fiddle it was called and it was touched by Xiur himself.

They were ready to go, eventually, and Vega looked around. "A'right, so, for those of you who don't know. I was hurt not long ago. I'm fine now, an' there is no need to worry," she looked around with a glare, challenging anyone to disagree with her. When no one did, Vega nodded. "Right, then we've got to get gone."

One of the decisions they needed to make was how they got there. Vega had opted for horses, not taking any supplies needing to be transported via a cart or such - it would just slow them down. The quicker they got to the area where this bunch of idiots were, the quicker they could bash together heads and, from there, drag any survivors home. Wardens, Knights, Priestesses, and her. "I've left Numbnuts in the infirmary -he's rollin' bandages. If I peg it, I've left instructions," she said, to the young Knight who opened the gates for them. He nodded, not responding to the name she'd given Patrick.

"Righteo," Vega said, looking around. "This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna get there as fast as we can. Then, once we get there we are goin' to save them an' stay alive," basic rules, but she was quite insistent. "I don't want no arguments, no discussion, an' no notion of havin' a better idea. Yer better idea is noted, an' no one likes it. Everyone clear?"

And so, with her usual charm and charisma, with everyone clear and no possibility of misunderstanding, she felt that she had really done the best that she could to prepare them all to work together as a team. That done, and happy and safe in the knowledge that the world was the way she believed it to be, Vega turned and walked out.

Time to go find the stupids.
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Comments: So many kinds of stupid and dweeb that Vega has discovered in her time as an adventurer. I wonder if she'll ever find an end to the amount of types of stupid that she encounters, she certainly never runs out of labels!

It's a rough spot she's found herself in, but she's durable and able to soldier through it, having been through the ringer before. It's too bad she feels useless when all the people ended up dying on her when fighting the big beastie. At least they don't have to pay them, right? Nah I kid. It's a very sad situation.

Looking forward to more hilarious dialogue and adventuring with Vega as she explores her growing skills.

Great writing and enjoy the rewards.

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